certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

5sos’ First Gig at The Annandale Hotel, Perfect Disguise, 2nd of December, 2011, recorded by Ashton Irwin the day before he joined the band

theslowpokewell:

me before puberty:

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me after puberty:

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lion:

STOP

lion:

STOP

anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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